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The Alchemist  •  Elegant Weirdo

Upcoming Fine Art - Archetypes

Activist  •  Apothecary of WTF 

Archivist  •  Bougie Bruja
Benevolent Schemer • Caretaker
CEO Boss Babe  •  Chaos Curator
Chaotic Neutral Auntie • Chrone

Closet Mystic • Cool Girl • Digital Druid

Domestic Goddess • Dreamwalker

 Ex-Wife of the Patriarchy

Femme Fatale  •  Gentle Punk  •  Girlboss

Healer  •  Huntress  •  Influencer

Lover  •  Lucid Lady  •  Maiden

Martyr  •  Midlife Mixologist

Moonstruck Minimalist  •  Mother 

Muse  •  Muse-in-Motion 

Nerd Girl • Oracle Nextdoor  •  Outcast

Patron Saint of Lost Earring  •  Priestess

Queen  •  Rebel  •  Reluctant Goddess

Sage Woman  •  Seeker  •  Shadow Woman  

Social Butterfly • Siren  •  Soul DJ   

Trickster • Warrior • Wild Woman

Witch • Velvet Fang 

The Elegant Weirdo

She floats
through rooms in
silk robes and strange timing.

Reads tarot like
gossip, quotes
Rumi and
RuPaul with
equal conviction,

She smells like
amber, tobacco, and beautiful trouble...

Released:  8.30.2025

Price:  $1500

Showing: PRAA
Paso Robles "Mixed Up"

The Alchemist

She turned
heartbreak into
bestselling poetry,
then taught
the art of
bottling tears
as perfume.
Her TED Talks
smell amazing....

Release:
8.30.2025

$1500

Showing: PRAA
Paso Robles
"Mixed Up"

The Apothecary
of WTF

Her potions
cure heartbreak,

hangovers,
and late-night
identity crises.

She bottles
clarity, sweetens
it slightly,

and labels it:

“Take as needed.
Probably now.

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Archivist

Her potions
cure heartbreak,

hangovers,
and late-night
identity crises.

She bottles
clarity, sweetens
it slightly,

and labels it:

“Take as needed.
Probably now.

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Boujie Bruja

She manifests
in stilettos,

casts spells with
scented candles,

and only travels
first class - 

her broomstick
has cup holders,

and her
crystals match
    her clutch...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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Benevolent Schemer 

She weaves
forgiveness
and foresight
into every plan. 
Lights a candle,
sends a kind word,
and subtly shifts 

the course of things.
Some call it fate.
She calls
it necessary...

Release:
8.30.2025

$1500

Showing: PRAA
Paso Robles
"Mixed Up"

The Caretaker

She bandaged
    knees, egos,
and dreams.
Then one day
    she said,
“My turn,”
and booked
a solo cruise with
    zero Wi-Fi...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Closet Mystic

She manifests
in stilettos,

casts spells with
scented candles,

and only travels
first class - 

her broomstick
has cup holders,

and her
crystals match
    her clutch...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The CEO Boss Babe

She built a 

hair and skin care
empire from
her garden kitchen,
pitched it at
a bowling
turnament,
and negotiated
her first deal
mid-pedicure...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Chaos Curator

She organizes
messes for a
living - closets,
calendars,
entire lives...

        but her heart?

Still delightfully
    cluttered with ticket stubs,
lovenotes, and
  unfinished dreams...

Release: 
TBD

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Showing:
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The Chaotic
Neutral Auntie

She brings the wine,

leaves before the drama,
and always tells the kids
the truth - gently.
But without
pretending life
makes sense all the time...

She’s the safe place

with a wild past

and an open heart.

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Crone

She whispered
riddles to ravens
and made soup
that predicted
the weather.
Youth dismissed
her until she
taught them tarot w
ith sour gummys.
Now she runs
a wildly popular
YouTube channel...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Cool Girl

She drinks
rye neat,
collects classic cars,
hollars at
Canadian curling
and 

American football -
but don’t
interrupt her
  Live Court TV...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Digital Druid

She codes
in forests,

casts circles
before debugging,

and prefers
her algorithms

seasoned with sage.

It’s not
just tech.

     It’s intention...

Release: 
TBD

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Showing:
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The Domestic Goddess

She knits
sarcasm into
tea cozies and
organizes closets
so beautifully
people cry.
Her kitchen
has its
own ‘gram...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Dreamwalker

She time-travels
in her sleep,

meets soulmates
in other centuries,

and now only dates

those she’s seen
in visions...

usually barefoot,
glowing,
and slightly
      out of reach... 

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Ex-Wife
of the Patriarchy

She kept the pets,

the houses, 

and her gift

for making
power feel
like your idea - 

right before 

she rewrote

the rules...

Release: 
TBD

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Showing:
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The Femme Fatale

She once abused
her yoda-speak
to seduced
a billionaire
into funding
  a wildlife reserve.
The tigers
and beasts
are thriving.
He’s still
        in therapy...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Gentle Punk

She spikes her tea
and her boots.

Listens to Poe and

Thrill Kill Kult.

Sews patches
onto silk, writes
protest poetry
in cursive,
and practices
soft anarchy with
impeccable manners...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Girlboss

She monetized
her trauma,
scaled her
brand, and
outsourced her
breakdowns.
Her assistant 

is now
    in therapy...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Healer

Her hugs
recalibrated
nervous systems.
She brewed
exotic tea that
bloomed and 
tasted like
      your grandma’s
best advice and
had Yelp reviews
that read like
love letters...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Huntress

She once
shot a drone
out of the sky
for spying 

on Sasquatch.
Now she patrols parks
with her hawk,  Lily,
and gives
TED Talks titled
“Stay Wild, 

          Aim True”...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Influencer

She makes
sage sticks
from her garden, 
goat milk soap
look sexy,
and sold out
a bewitching
candle line
with one wink.
Her aura filter? 

Always bright...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Lover

She fell in
love with a
Venture Capitalist,
an infernal poem
on moral fabric,
and an eighteen

year thunderstorm -
all before lunch.
Her heart was
a wildfire and her
kisses came
    with disclaimers...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Lucid Lady

She’s awake in
her dreams,
and dreaming
while awake.
And yes -
she’s taking notes.

She hears whispers
between worlds,

follows fog like a map,
and walks the
line between real
and imagined...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Martyr

She gave her
last cookie,
last used pacemaker,
and last good nerve.
Then she rose,
booked a decadent
parisian holiday,
and rewrote 

her boundaries
        in cursive ink..

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Maiden

Once upon a time,
a Maiden planted
sunflower seeds
in her high heels
because
“Hope needs
        a runway.”
By summer,
she had a garden
in her shoes, 
and suitors tripping 
      over sprouts...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Midlife
Mixologist

She crafts cocktails,

conjures chaos,

and collects
midnight confessions...

usually in
that order.

Always top-shelf,

never diluted
        for comfort...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Mother

She once baked
love into every
cupcake.  When the
town ate them,
they wept,
hugged strangers,
and hired
a therapist.
She now caters
family reunions
and emotional
breakthroughs...

Release: 
TBD

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Showing:
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The Muse

She hummed
a classic rock
melody and
strangers started
painting inspirational
signs of warmth.
They posted them
over freeways
wherever she danced.
She says little.
  She inspires much...

Release: 
TBD

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Showing:
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The Moonstruck 
Minimalist

A journal,

a candle,

a planetary chart.

That’s all
she keeps - 

aside from

a gravitational
pull you
can’t quite
explain...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Muse-in-Motion

She vlogs from
a stunning
shoe closet
that feels like
an art studio,
edits on vintage
roller skates,
and built a media
empire using
vintage trinkets,
grief, and gumption...

Release: 
TBD

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Showing:
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The Nerd Girl

She coded
cryptic love notes
in Python
and won
Cougar prom queen
in a red
Handmaids' Tale
habit & cape.
She’s currently
dating a
chatbot Cub
    she designed...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Oracle Nextdoor

She knows
what’s coming...
whether it’s
a storm,
a scandal,
or your
mother-in-law.

Release: 
TBD

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Showing:
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The Outcast

She was
the red-headed
step child who was
wildly popluar,
yet never fit in.
So she built
her own world,
  complete with
Anne Rice vampires,
a gothic disco,
and a
waiting list...

Release: 
TBD

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Showing:
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The Patron Saint 
of Lost Earring

She doesn’t find them.
She blesses the loss
and their stories... A hoop
from a first date,
a charm from
a concert, a pearl lost
in an argument
or a kiss. Each: a relic
of risk, a trace
of being undone,
and unforgettable...

Release: 

TBD

Showing: 
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The Priestess

She read moon charts
at brunch and
once accidentally

summoned a
soulmate that
was charmically
below her station.
Now she offers
sidebar spiritual
guidance and
free chocolate in
her private salon...

Release: 

TBD

Showing: 
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The Queen

She wore a
tiara to Costco,
issued royal decrees
via group chat,
and appointed
her fierce Corgi,
“Scarlett” as
Lady of Snacks.
Her kingdom?
    Sublime.
Her power?
          Undeniable...

Release: 

TBD

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The Rebel

She once dyed
her dog
“Girlfriend” pink
and petitioned
the city for
a skatepark
and cafe combo.
Her motto?
“If it’s not
weird, it’s not
worth doing”...

Release:
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The Shadow Woman

She wore
her seductive
secrets like
couture and
hosted dinner
parties
where nothing
was off-limits.
Guests left changed.
And sometimes
a little haunted...

Release: 

TBD

Showing: 
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The Reluctant
Goddess

She keeps getting
worshipped - 

not her fault.

She tries to
stay humble.
But the heels help,
the lighting helps,

and so does a little    
space from mortals
expecting miracles...

Release: 
TBD

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Showing:
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The Sage Woman

She questioned
everything,
including why
cucumbers are
deemed cool. 

Her podcasts 

blend Emerson 

and Prof G,  

and her dog
is named  Ruby, 
(Short  for Rubicon)...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Seeker

She’s been
blessed by monks,

reiki-ed by
strangers,

and aligned every
chakra twice - 

but the Universe
really speaks
when she’s stuck
behind a slow Prius
      on a Tuesday...

Release:
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The Siren

She sang karaoke
so hauntingly,

a cruise ship
changed course

and three strangers
fell in love - 

none with the
right person.

Her voice is
now banned

from dating apps

for safety reasons.

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Social Butterfly

She RSVP’d
to five parties
in one night
and got them all
to merge.
By midnight,
it was
    a dynamic
retro style
movement...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Soul DJ

She spins grief
into grooves, fuses
heartache with
rhythm, and scores
the moments we
didn’t know we 

needed to heal.
Each set is a ritual -
a pulse for moving forward,
a soundtrack for
letting go.
Dance it clean...

Release: 
TBD

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Showing:
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The Trickster

She once
convinced a
CEO to wear
clown shoes
to a
board meeting
“for morale”.
She now
freelances as a
      joy consultant...

Release: 

TBD

Showing: 
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The Velvet Fang

She’s sugar on 

the outside,

sharp in the middle.

Bakes cookies 

from scratch,
writes thank-you
notes in cursive,

and sends curses

tied up in 

satin ribbon...

Release:
TBD

Showing: 
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The Warrior

She trained in
      krav maga
and intuitive
        kindness.
When trolls
      attacked her
sisterhood online,
      she responds
with a meme
    so fierce it
made them
apologize and cry...

Release:
TBD

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The Wild Woman

She lived in
a treehouse with
five wolves and
brewed red ale
with lightning.
You can hear
her laugh
echoing through
the forest,
and at
spiritual meetings...

Release: 

TBD

Showing: 
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The Witch

She hexed
the patriarchy
with shimmer
and sharpness,
and ran a coven out
of her hair salon.

Tuesdays were
for spells,
sass, and baylayage
beneath the 

waxing moon...

Release: 
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Showing:
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Relics. 

Raw matter.
Forgotten forms.

Reimagined into soulful
objects of story.

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